The Worst Jobs in Video Games

The Worst Jobs in Video Games
At least they have jobs in these troubled times. Obviously, I don't.

Feed that gaming habit.

Movie Characters Who Make Great a Great Wingman

5 Kick-Ass Movie Wingmen
These people are pretty much guaranteed to help you out. Good luck breaking that dry spell.

Earn cash for the bar.

30 Rock - Laser Shield

In the spirit of lasers, Donaghy totally burns Banks. Alec Baldwin is what some like to call "the shit."

Make some GE money.

Babies With Laser Eyes!

25 Babies With Laser Eyes
Almost as good as laser cats. Almost.

Laser shields aren't cheap.

Hottest MMA Girls

50 Sexiest MMA Girls - Bleacher Report
They can kick your ass, and look good doing it too.

Buy some new weights, you'll need them.

Hank Hill - Bahhhh Song

Bahhhhhhh
Must have heard Peggy bad mouthing propane and propane accessories.

Buy the biggest propane tank money can buy.

Five Ways to Lose Your Penis

5 Ways to Lose Your Penis
Ouch. I all the sudden feel pretty lucky.
Start a fund for reattachment surgery.

South Park - Tiger Gets Beat Down

This is what Tiger was afraid to admit in his recent interview. I would be too. He got his ass kicked.

Make some endorsement money.

Busted!

Busted!
One of the many reasons not to cheat on your girlfriend. Next time, watch videos that don't talk back, buddy. Also, I hate black bars.

You'll need a BIG ring to make up for that

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words
Some of these people were pretty badass. I will die in the fetal position if want to pretend to be badass.

Last words: I'm rich bitch.

RAGE!

^kontraband

It is just not healthy to keep rage bottled up. Consider this a PSA.

Less anger, More cash.

Are You Addicted to Video Games?

5 Ways Video Games Are Getting You Addicted - Cracked
I knew there was a reason my gamerscore was so high.

Games, games, games... Oops, I'm broke.

Lifeguard on Duty

Jim Carrey and Will Farrell SNL skit. Life guard on duty. No one wants carcass in their jacuzzi.

Don't drown in debt. LAME

Ah, L'Amour by Don Hertzfeldt

The dating scene can be pretty rough. Still, no fat chicks.

He has money. You need money.

MacGruber Red-Band Trailer.

MacGruber Red Band Trailer. Your butt. Up your butthole.



20 seconds to make mone...BOOM!

Lonely Island - Boombox

Lonely Island's Boombox Video off of Incredibad. Enjoy.

Cash for the best boombox.

Do You Have Issues Keeping Up With Rap Lyrics?

Boost vs Hydrogen - CollegeHumor
A translated rap battle. For of those of who can't seem to keep up with those crazy flows.

Bling Bling. Money Records , derogatory name for women.

Looking for Some Summer Reading?

PopCrunch's 10 Most Disturbing Books of All Time
I have read some of these and they are pretty wild. I am going to make my way down the list. Some of these books may not be your cup of tea. You have been warned.

Keep your library stacked with this money.

Best Matt Damon Moments

Click Matt Damon's smiling mug to enjoy 10 great Matt Damon moments.

Do you like money? How do you like this money?