Friday, December 31, 2010

Favorite Women of 2010


We All Love These Women


Number 101 is Your Mom. She makes good sandwiches. Happy New Years Eve.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Best Knockouts of 2010


Best Knockouts of 2010


My fist ---> your face... knockout. My foot ---> your head... knockout. If only Anthony Pettis would have knocked out Ben Henderson with that cage kick... oh missed opportunities.

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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

50 Guys that Guys Wish They Were of 2010


50 Guys We Wish We Were


The jealousy has set in. We all now feel bad about ourselves. We will pretend 2011 will be different, but it probably won't. One of these days we will create the next Twitter or Four Loko.

Make money above to try to make that list next year.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Funny Website - That's Why I Dumped You


That's Why I Dumped You


You know you have dumped someone for a reason like these. You don't know you have been dumped for multiple reasons like these.

Back to the dating pool. Earn that cash for those dates.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Hottest Freshly on the Market Girls of 2010


Yes, they are hot.


Do you think some of these chicks would date someone with one arm? Because most guys would gladly give one up for them.

Some hot girls have expensive taste. Earn that cash above.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Holiday Classic Remakes


The Wrong Kind of Nutcracker. Get it?


I bet the box office earnings for these movies would be huge compared to the originals. Who doesn't associate the Holidays with violence and suspense?

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Best Viral Videos of 2010



Well, since the year is almost over. We should review the internet for the year. Good year? Good Year. RIP Sad Keanu Meme.

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Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Wisdom Teeth by Don Hertzfeldt



Don Hertzfeldt is a genius, a genius I tell you. For those who do not know, having your wisdom teeth removed is just as bad as this. Anyone who disagrees is an internet tough guy.

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Monday, December 20, 2010

The People Who Mattered in 2010


The Onion Got Snooki Right, For Sure.


If Snooki was not on this list, then, the list wouldn't even be worth looking at. I mean slippers man, slippers.

Make money at the top of the page.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Best MMA Kick Ever?










Yes Anthony Pettis is that badass. Pettis vs. Edgar would be a good fight. Any fight with Gray Maynard is not a good fight. Maynard = boring, just sayin'

Kick some money into your pocket above.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

13 Worst Parents of 2010


Feel Like You Deserve Parent of the Year Now?

Honestly, I have nothing funny to say about some of the people. You have left me speechless, humanity. Damn you, humanity.

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

20 Worst Children's Book Covers


Yes, where is the poop?

Some of these books teach life long lessons. Hopefully you can unlearn those lessons one day.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

20 Best Lists of 2010


Best Lists of 2010

Twenty lists of 2010 greatness. So, it is like things, but it is a list so there is more. Just read them. You'll get it.

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Monday, December 13, 2010

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly Holidays



David Bowie and Bing Crosby wish you happy holidays in the form of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Funny or Die. Choose funny.

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Friday, December 10, 2010

Miley Cyrus + Bong


Miley Cyrus is Getting Cooler?

So, she is eighteen. Let the chaos ensue. Have fun watching this meltdown. Also, do not do drugs. Do you really want to be like Miley Cyrus? TMZ is on the case.

Money high above. High... Get it?

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Oscar Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010


15 Oscar Worthy Sex Scenes

MacGruber wins all categories for how romantic and how much touching of a moment the sex scenes are.

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

A Complete Zombie Guide


Things to Know About Zombies

Forget all of this 2012 nonsense a zombie apocalypse the way to go.

Money above for the proper zombie killing tools.

Monday, December 6, 2010

10 Romantic Christmas Gifts for Women


10 Romantic Christmas Gifts

Yes lingerie is on the list... no need to read past that.

Gonna need money for all that lingerie. Look up.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Ronnie and Clyde


Just in case you missed it a while ago. Ronnie has skills with the ladies.

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Lil Jon and Sesame Street


Whaaaaaaaaaat!?

Brought to you by the letters O and K. Get it? That's hilarious

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Thursday, November 11, 2010

Female Athletes to Grace the Cover of Playboy


Thank you Playboy

I couldn't think of something Veterans would rather see than Playboy. Happy Veterans Day
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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

35 Beavis and Butt-head Insults to Call Your Friends


Look Here, Bung Holes

Assuming you have any friends... you number 35.

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Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Monday, November 8, 2010

Giant 13 Year Old Andy Reid!


That's a Huge Bitch


Damn it is hard to believe he weighs twice as much now. Fat jokes for the win.

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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Biggest Shit Talkers in Sports


Click Here to See List



Talking shit is an artform... some are better than others. Also, you suck.

Earn Money above you horrible athlete

Friday, November 5, 2010

The Walking Dead Episode 1 Online


Do you want to watch The Walking Dead online, of course. Now you can. Do it. Zombies.

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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

10 Best Mascot Fails


Mascot Fails

The mascot is the most underrated scorer in the history of sports. They always get the Lebron throw away trim.

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Simpsons Do Tik Tok


Nelson is no longer scary in the town in of Springfield. Otto used to work for my school. Also, I miss Phil Hartman.

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

Hot Girls from Nightmare on Elm Street


Hot Girls of Nightmare on Elm Street

These girls make me want to see the remake. Although, Michael Bay ruins everything he touches. At least Transformers called for explosions. I wonder how he fit explosions into this one.

Quit dreaming... Make some money.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

The Female Mustache


25 Women with Mustaches

I'd still hit it. You would too. It is called experimenting, everyone does it.

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Friday, April 30, 2010

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Tairy Greene Machine


The Greene Machine

How Tairy Greene didn't get an academy award for Little Dancing Man is beyond me. It is a real tearjerker. Plus, only two Tairy tokens for extras... sign me up. Great casts as powerful people always want to work with Tairy.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Nazi Zombies



Well, Nazis are bad, but zombies are awesome. Unless, you know, they are eating your brain. Nazi zombies make all zombies look bad. Also, there is a zompire.

Pretty much worth more than Nazi gold.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hottest Mistresses in Sports


The Hottest Mistresses in Sports

I wish I would have stuck with sports. Instead my parents let me pick up a nintendo controller and a keyboard, and I never looked back. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. Ladies, I can bowl over 100 if that counts... no? okay, nevermind.

There are a lot of newly single ladies there. Can you afford their lifestyle?

Monday, April 26, 2010

South Park is Getting a Posse


Bart Backs South Park

Where are the morals in this country going? Blah Blah Blah. Shut up. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are being threatened by an organization based out of New York... really? You are pretty hardcore to enjoy our hot dogs and baseball and pretend you don't love South Park. Also, eat our shorts.

Earn some American cash

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Cherry Battle


Andy Samberg and Gabourey Sidibe cherry battle. Its a lot cleaner than they could have made it, trust me.

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Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Worst April Fools Ever...


Worst Prank Ever

When I feel dumb, I can always think back to this post and think... At least I'm not that guy. Congrats fella, we all know your plan all along.

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Friday, April 23, 2010


50 Worst Ways to Die: Nintendo Edition

The hours wasted trying to beat some of these parts in video games is more depressing than the hours wasted trying to find a naked picture of (insert the name of the hottest girl you can think of here, Jessica Alba perhaps? Maybe someone else).

If you want to waste time, at least get paid for it.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Bernie Goldberg Gets Teabagged by Jon Stewart

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Bernie Goldberg Fires Back
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Jon Stewart made Bernie Goldberg his bitch. Don't f*ck with Jon Stewart, he will testify on your ass. Bernie Goldberg... Go f*ck yourself. Viva La Stewart!

Don't be like Bernie Goldberg. He is dumb.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Women Fail at Sports


Biggest Women Sports Fails

These would be funny if they happened to men. It just so happens they happened to women, which makes it slightly more funny, because they are still more athletic than me and I am jealous.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Happy 420! Drugs are Bad!


Random History
Fun Facts
Hashish Facts
Bud Facts
NIDA InfoFacts

Look, we understand a lot of people will celebrate this holiday. Be smart about it. No one likes a dumb typical 420 guy blahblahyadayada. Just don't run over any girls driving by the drive-thru.

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Monday, April 19, 2010

Hipster Guidebook


Hipster's Guidebook

In case you wanted to be a hipster but don't know how to be hipster. If you need this guidebook, you cannot be hipster, although, looking up how to be a hipster is not mainstream so maybe there is hope, but I'm a hipster, so it doesn't matter to me.

Making money is so not mainstream, look at the economy

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dealing With the Zombie Bite Hider


I am fairly certain I could survive the zombie apocalypse, but if I don't, I want to be a zompire. Take that dumb kid from Twilight with the stupid face. Always go with the zombie majority.

Buy a chainsaw, axe, and zombie repellent.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Tracy Morgan on The Daily Show 4/15/10

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Tracy Morgan
www.thedailyshow.com
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Tracy Morgan is one of the funniest people on the planet. I am not sure if he is aware of that fact, or any facts, or where he is, but he is one of the funniest people on the planet, nevertheless.

I could pay Tracy back $75 with the money I made here.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Adult Swim: Turbo Granny


Turbo Granny

I run over skateboarders and hit cars. My score is always low. I think I'm doing it wrong.

What are you going to do when Social Security runs out?

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Sex Offender Celebrity Look-a-Likes


Registered Sex Offenders Who Look Like Celebrities

Oh Gallagher, your career went downhill in a hurry, and George Costanza, I saw that one coming. I am glad I don't look like a celebrity. You know, just in case.

Chris Hansen says have a seat and make some money.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Kid Gaga


If I got caught doing this, my family would have disowned me. Although, this kid will probably regret this when he is older, he has more rhythm than I ever will. I commend you parents for supporting your kid, and sharing his most embarrassing moment with the internet. Kid Gaga, keep following your dreams.

Follow your dreams. Earn some cash first though.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

10 NES Songs on Guitar


10 NES Songs on Guitar

Big deal. These guitars have strings. That doesn't count. Where is the yellow button and how do I get star power?

Air guitar your way to some cash.

Monday, April 12, 2010

8 Not Romantic, Romantic Songs


8 Songs You Thought Were Romantic that Aren't

I feel embarrassed for singing a few of these songs to crushes in high school. No wonder they pressed charges.

For Those Legal Fees

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Tiger Woods Revenge Golf


Tiger's Revenge

I wonder how hard it is to focus when you have a bunch of women all up on your junk. Even the tattoo face chick Jesse James was hooking up with was in Tiger's head, apparently. Well, now you can find out how bad it really was for him. Have fun, adulterers.

You have time for games, you have time for money.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

8 Most Annoying Facebook Invites


Eight Most Annoying Facebook Invites

Everyone gets them, and everyone hates them. If everyone hates getting them, then who the hell sends these things? I swear, people send invites while they join a group about hating pointless invites. Hang on... I have to invite my buddies to this pride parade, be right back.

I invite you to make some cash

Friday, April 9, 2010

Tiger Woods Nike Commercial Remixes


Tiger Woods Nike Remixes

Words cannot describe how angry this commercial makes me. I never really held anything against Tiger until this commercial came out. At least now, we get all of these cool remix editions of this poor judgment. You should have gone with the mother idea from Jimmy Kimmel.

Gatorade needs a new sponsor.. Oh you're not a professional athlete?

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Ways Guy Get Girls Not Using Science


6 Ways Guys Get Action that Science Says Won't Work

I am honestly shocked right now, I was under the impression that scientists were the experts at getting girls. Oh how wrong I was this time. I think they forgot a few things like, having lots of money and an inability to stay faithful.

Money couldn't hurt in getting girls.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The Morning After with Pauly Shore


I guess this is what happens when you sleep with Pauly Shore, and we are supposed to believe Eliza Coupe (the hot chick that bangs fat guys on Scrubs) slept with Pauly Shore. If it's true, it gives me hope.

Make some Biosphere money.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

25 Hottest First Pitches


25 Hottest First Pitches

Baseball season is as much about hot girls throwing the first pitch, as it is baseball. Just another reason that this sport is America's pastime, and yes, Shawn Johnson is eighteen.

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Monday, April 5, 2010

Lost's Sawyer Nicknames


The Nicknames from Sawyer

Sawyer is pretty quick with those nicknames for other people on the island. Here is a list of the ones he has given to anyone from Kate "I Would So Hit That" Austen all the way to Hugo "I Would So Hit That, Also" Reyes.

This is no con. Ask Sawyer.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Holiday Bonus - Easter


Ten Best Rabbits in Films

The best rabbits in films over time. Sadly, the lady pictured above is not included. Apparently, having rabbit in your name does not replace the lack of big ears and a bushy tail. Rabbits these days...

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Get Him to the Greek - Red Band Trailer


Get Him to the Greek comes out in early summer. Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Diddy, and Aziz Ansari, yes please. If you don't like Russell Brand just remember he gets to come home to this everyday. I am blind with jealous rage right now.

Katy Perry is rich. Catch Up.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Family Guy - Ode to Bruce


Bruce, one of the funniest characters on television. The fellas over at Adult Swim have supplied an ode to this hilarious chap. Oh no! Enjoy.

Make some cash and grow a mustache.

Friday, April 2, 2010

10 Types of Dead


10 Types of Dead - Maxim

Zombies are awesome. Ghosts are awesome. They should make a zombie/ghost hybrid. You know, with some zombie/ghost passionate love.

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Thursday, April 1, 2010

Best Internet Pranks


10 Best Internet Pranks

Happy April Fool's Day. Here is a list of the ten best pranks pulled off on the internet.

You'll need cash for payback.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Worst Jobs in Video Games


The Worst Jobs in Video Games

At least they have jobs in these troubled times. Obviously, I don't.

Feed that gaming habit.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Movie Characters Who Make Great a Great Wingman


5 Kick-Ass Movie Wingmen

These people are pretty much guaranteed to help you out. Good luck breaking that dry spell.

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Monday, March 29, 2010

30 Rock - Laser Shield


In the spirit of lasers, Donaghy totally burns Banks. Alec Baldwin is what some like to call "the shit."

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Sunday, March 28, 2010