Collection of Grindhouse Movie Posters

Grindhouse Movie Posters
Movies for men. Women too. Also, children. Mostly, men.

Make manly money.

Tairy Greene Machine

The Greene Machine
How Tairy Greene didn't get an academy award for Little Dancing Man is beyond me. It is a real tearjerker. Plus, only two Tairy tokens for extras... sign me up. Great casts as powerful people always want to work with Tairy.

Carry your cash in cash

Nazi Zombies

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Well, Nazis are bad, but zombies are awesome. Unless, you know, they are eating your brain. Nazi zombies make all zombies look bad. Also, there is a zompire.

Pretty much worth more than Nazi gold.

Hottest Mistresses in Sports

The Hottest Mistresses in Sports
I wish I would have stuck with sports. Instead my parents let me pick up a nintendo controller and a keyboard, and I never looked back. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. Ladies, I can bowl over 100 if that counts... no? okay, nevermind.

There are a lot of newly single ladies there. Can you afford their lifestyle?

South Park is Getting a Posse

Bart Backs South Park
Where are the morals in this country going? Blah Blah Blah. Shut up. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are being threatened by an organization based out of New York... really? You are pretty hardcore to enjoy our hot dogs and baseball and pretend you don't love South Park. Also, eat our shorts.

Earn some American cash

Cherry Battle

Andy Samberg and Gabourey Sidibe cherry battle. Its a lot cleaner than they could have made it, trust me.

Money is precious... get it?

The Worst April Fools Ever...

Worst Prank Ever
When I feel dumb, I can always think back to this post and think... At least I'm not that guy. Congrats fella, we all know your plan all along.

You can buy yourself a new family with this money

50 Worst Ways to Die: Nintendo Edition
The hours wasted trying to beat some of these parts in video games is more depressing than the hours wasted trying to find a naked picture of (insert the name of the hottest girl you can think of here, Jessica Alba perhaps? Maybe someone else).

If you want to waste time, at least get paid for it.

Bernie Goldberg Gets Teabagged by Jon Stewart

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Bernie Goldberg Fires Back
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Jon Stewart made Bernie Goldberg his bitch. Don't f*ck with Jon Stewart, he will testify on your ass. Bernie Goldberg... Go f*ck yourself. Viva La Stewart!

Don't be like Bernie Goldberg. He is dumb.

Women Fail at Sports

Biggest Women Sports Fails
These would be funny if they happened to men. It just so happens they happened to women, which makes it slightly more funny, because they are still more athletic than me and I am jealous.

Happy 420! Drugs are Bad!

Random History
Fun Facts
Hashish Facts
Bud Facts
NIDA InfoFacts
Look, we understand a lot of people will celebrate this holiday. Be smart about it. No one likes a dumb typical 420 guy blahblahyadayada. Just don't run over any girls driving by the drive-thru.

Use money on LEGAL things

Hipster Guidebook

Hipster's Guidebook
In case you wanted to be a hipster but don't know how to be hipster. If you need this guidebook, you cannot be hipster, although, looking up how to be a hipster is not mainstream so maybe there is hope, but I'm a hipster, so it doesn't matter to me.

Making money is so not mainstream, look at the economy

Dealing With the Zombie Bite Hider

I am fairly certain I could survive the zombie apocalypse, but if I don't, I want to be a zompire. Take that dumb kid from Twilight with the stupid face. Always go with the zombie majority.

Buy a chainsaw, axe, and zombie repellent.

Tracy Morgan on The Daily Show 4/15/10

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Tracy Morgan
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Tracy Morgan is one of the funniest people on the planet. I am not sure if he is aware of that fact, or any facts, or where he is, but he is one of the funniest people on the planet, nevertheless.

I could pay Tracy back $75 with the money I made here.

Adult Swim: Turbo Granny

Turbo Granny
I run over skateboarders and hit cars. My score is always low. I think I'm doing it wrong.

What are you going to do when Social Security runs out?

Sex Offender Celebrity Look-a-Likes

Registered Sex Offenders Who Look Like Celebrities
Oh Gallagher, your career went downhill in a hurry, and George Costanza, I saw that one coming. I am glad I don't look like a celebrity. You know, just in case.

Chris Hansen says have a seat and make some money.

Kid Gaga

If I got caught doing this, my family would have disowned me. Although, this kid will probably regret this when he is older, he has more rhythm than I ever will. I commend you parents for supporting your kid, and sharing his most embarrassing moment with the internet. Kid Gaga, keep following your dreams.

Follow your dreams. Earn some cash first though.

10 NES Songs on Guitar

10 NES Songs on Guitar
Big deal. These guitars have strings. That doesn't count. Where is the yellow button and how do I get star power?

Air guitar your way to some cash.

8 Not Romantic, Romantic Songs

8 Songs You Thought Were Romantic that Aren't
I feel embarrassed for singing a few of these songs to crushes in high school. No wonder they pressed charges.

For Those Legal Fees

Tiger Woods Revenge Golf

Tiger's Revenge
I wonder how hard it is to focus when you have a bunch of women all up on your junk. Even the tattoo face chick Jesse James was hooking up with was in Tiger's head, apparently. Well, now you can find out how bad it really was for him. Have fun, adulterers.

You have time for games, you have time for money.

8 Most Annoying Facebook Invites

Eight Most Annoying Facebook Invites
Everyone gets them, and everyone hates them. If everyone hates getting them, then who the hell sends these things? I swear, people send invites while they join a group about hating pointless invites. Hang on... I have to invite my buddies to this pride parade, be right back.

I invite you to make some cash

Tiger Woods Nike Commercial Remixes

Tiger Woods Nike Remixes
Words cannot describe how angry this commercial makes me. I never really held anything against Tiger until this commercial came out. At least now, we get all of these cool remix editions of this poor judgment. You should have gone with the mother idea from Jimmy Kimmel.

Gatorade needs a new sponsor.. Oh you're not a professional athlete?

Ways Guy Get Girls Not Using Science

6 Ways Guys Get Action that Science Says Won't Work
I am honestly shocked right now, I was under the impression that scientists were the experts at getting girls. Oh how wrong I was this time. I think they forgot a few things like, having lots of money and an inability to stay faithful.

Money couldn't hurt in getting girls.

The Morning After with Pauly Shore

The Morning After w/ Pauly Shore from Pauly Shore

I guess this is what happens when you sleep with Pauly Shore, and we are supposed to believe Eliza Coupe (the hot chick that bangs fat guys on Scrubs) slept with Pauly Shore. If it's true, it gives me hope.

Make some Biosphere money.

25 Hottest First Pitches

25 Hottest First Pitches
Baseball season is as much about hot girls throwing the first pitch, as it is baseball. Just another reason that this sport is America's pastime, and yes, Shawn Johnson is eighteen.

Need money for beer and hot dogs?

Lost's Sawyer Nicknames

The Nicknames from Sawyer
Sawyer is pretty quick with those nicknames for other people on the island. Here is a list of the ones he has given to anyone from Kate "I Would So Hit That" Austen all the way to Hugo "I Would So Hit That, Also" Reyes.

This is no con. Ask Sawyer.

Holiday Bonus - Easter

Ten Best Rabbits in Films
The best rabbits in films over time. Sadly, the lady pictured above is not included. Apparently, having rabbit in your name does not replace the lack of big ears and a bushy tail. Rabbits these days...

Extra cash for extra chocolate

Get Him to the Greek - Red Band Trailer

Get Him to the Greek comes out in early summer. Jonah Hill, Russell Brand, Diddy, and Aziz Ansari, yes please. If you don't like Russell Brand just remember he gets to come home to this everyday. I am blind with jealous rage right now.

Katy Perry is rich. Catch Up.

Family Guy - Ode to Bruce

Bruce, one of the funniest characters on television. The fellas over at Adult Swim have supplied an ode to this hilarious chap. Oh no! Enjoy.

Make some cash and grow a mustache.

10 Types of Dead

10 Types of Dead - Maxim
Zombies are awesome. Ghosts are awesome. They should make a zombie/ghost hybrid. You know, with some zombie/ghost passionate love.

Cash for zombie apocalypse necessities.

Best Internet Pranks

10 Best Internet Pranks
Happy April Fool's Day. Here is a list of the ten best pranks pulled off on the internet.

You'll need cash for payback.