Zombie Apocalypse CDC Preparation

Finally!

People need to know this stuff. Finally, I won't be the only survivor in a zombie apocalypse. The guide seems to be missing some important elements.

A Complete Zombie Guide

Things to Know About Zombies
Forget all of this 2012 nonsense a zombie apocalypse the way to go.

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The Walking Dead Episode 1 Online

Do you want to watch The Walking Dead online, of course. Now you can. Do it. Zombies.

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Nazi Zombies

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Well, Nazis are bad, but zombies are awesome. Unless, you know, they are eating your brain. Nazi zombies make all zombies look bad. Also, there is a zompire.

Pretty much worth more than Nazi gold.

Dealing With the Zombie Bite Hider

I am fairly certain I could survive the zombie apocalypse, but if I don't, I want to be a zompire. Take that dumb kid from Twilight with the stupid face. Always go with the zombie majority.

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10 Types of Dead

10 Types of Dead - Maxim
Zombies are awesome. Ghosts are awesome. They should make a zombie/ghost hybrid. You know, with some zombie/ghost passionate love.

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